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Sunday, December 04, 2011

I Used Up All My 'Ello Govna' Post Title Points on Adele and Jessie J...

I happened upon an episode of Eastenders tonight while flippin' channels. PBS is BOMB, btw. First thing I see is the Bionic Woman on my screen talkin' all British like. Then there was a 6 or 7 minute scene with poor lighting dedicated solely to the selling of a motorbike...and I was sold.

I thought to myself, I says 'Self, what would be better than Bionic Woman talkin' all British on my screen right now?' And I answered, 'If Bionic Woman were to make out with a crying, wacked out, yet hot OTHER British chick.'

We both said a collective 'DUH' and then apparently Bob was our uncle, cause...

The best time to express your true feelings to your bff is on the side of the road, 'neath a crashed rig in the middle of the night, that's what I say, I do.


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