don't you hate it when you invite your skanky porn friends* over for a drink and good conversation, and all they end up doing is getting into a slap fight and tickling each other and rolling around on the floor with their panties on off? its like, guys, come on, lets watch American Idol. this is childish. you guys totally SUCK. and are skanky.
*sigh*
ive seen lots of vids lately that id love to post here, but i wont cause theyre from porn movies. but while i wont post em, we can certainly talk about em, right? yeah. im going to go ahead and declare myself Mayor of Your Daily Lesbian Moment City and say YES to the *talking freely about porn* initiative.
i did a survey of a few friends and strangers once and found something quite interesting. i found that 90% of the people i surveyed preferred to watch porn that didnt involve something they actually DO in real life. like if it was a straight chick, she answered that she preferred watching girl on girl porn. and if it was a lesbian, she answered she liked straight porn. or if it was a straight dude, he answered that he liked....well...ANYTHING to do with porn. the word porn, the idea of porn, things with the word "corn." that chick Claire Forloni (sp?) cause it SORTA sounds like porn. if you close your eyes, chew some ice and say it with a southern accent.
oh and as a side note, having absolutely NOTHING to do with porn: i want that Melinda Doolittle to sing me to sleep every night. i'd buy her album today if she had one. aaand...i like her name cause its sorta like...what she'd be called if she were in a cartoon. Doolittle.
im sure "doolittle" has to be part of some porn title.
porn.
(*if you are a skanky porn girl, and i have offended you, i am sorry. i meant no harm. i actually like skanky porn girls. i think theyre lovely, beautiful, skanky people who should be respected. to me, "skanky" is a term of endearment. its also a word i use to make fun of certain women. and then giggle to myself in a coffeeshop. hee hee. <---just like that.)
"I'm looking to make new friends or whatever may come from this...I'm a full time student majoring in Art History. I work too, but that's a headache all in its own...=) Um, I'm really into learning languages...love foreign films...and absolutely love traveling..when i have the money ;)...I like to just chill...Spring time over here if filled with film festivals, so you'll find me in all of them...the one I'm expecting gleefully is the Miami Gay and Lesbian Film Festival (get in contact with me if ya wanna join me!)...I'm pretty much into everything...from Karaoke, dinning out, art walks, dancing, barhoppin', beach...whatever...I enjoy being around new people..."
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the oscars were even gayer than normal last night. it was like the whole show went to jamba juice and had two squirts of *lesbian boost* to go. ellen, and etheridge, and jodie...oh my!
not to mention Jada's gay ass sittin' up front. mm hmm.
there were about 1001 categories for short films i believe. it could have been 1002. i might have missed one or two when i was flipping back to the L Word tryin' to spot nipple. (finally! by the way.)
this short (SHORT) film wasnt nominated. or probably even heard of by anyone but us...but its from Mexico so if it had been nominated, it probably would have won. i give you...whats described as "a short film about love:"
------ WARNING: CONTAINS L WORD SEASON 4 SPOILERS!!
ok so i wasnt going to talk about the L Word cause i didnt want to spoil it for anyone who didnt see it. but i cant help myself. so if you dont wanna know, dont read any further! and dont read the comments as they may have spoilers too.
first, can i just say, Helena needs to come DO ME. right now. no more excuses about being straight Rachel Shelley. just come to me. and DO ME. second, i normally cringe when Kit has a fit and/or says some crazy, offensive stereotypical SHIT (remember, "who dat??") but im going to start screaming "nanny-fucking muthafucka!" everywhere i go now. its tight to def, yo.
oh and speaking of embracing ebony. um...alice. when Helena's done with me, could ya come DO ME please? that was like watching candy get made. so so yummy. mmmm...they have good chemistry, dont they??
speaking of (fucking hot and british) Helena, you know the *show me the money scene*? i promise you that ive had dreams like that involving her. first, we throw her money on a hotel bed. then she swims in it. then i forget i have o.c.d. and the germ thing goes away. she spreads her legs and shows me the money. we DO IT. its *good fuckin times* so two snaps for the L Word for stepping into my dreams, and stealin my shit.
why was angus wearing that shirt?
why is papi SO ghetto? and why couldnt they just let her be indian? she's a beautiful indian woman, right?
how many tank tops does Bette own??
oh and speaking of! how the FUCK did she learn all that sign language so fast?? i know she's brilliant and sensitive and everything, so she'd pick up a lot. but she knows every nook and cranny of the language now. i mean DAMN. from 30 minutes on a website??
i was thinking that mia kirschner must get PISSED everytime she opens a shows' script.
ooh! and max finding that web chick. who just happens to be a dyke. i know west hollywood has lots of hot women. and i know it also has lots of lesbian women...some who are indeed hot. but how in the world is EVERY single hot, successful bitch in west hollywood a dyke?? im sitting minutes away from west hollywood right now (if youve been trying to keep up with where in the world i am or where im gonna be next, give up. i have!)...let me go look out the window. hmmm...nope...nan' one.
lets see...
"Bareback?"
and i love Pam Grier as a person. im sure she's wonderful. but who else cringed and/or did a 180, screamed bloody murder and tried to gauge out their eyes when papi licked Kit's chest? you member? you probably dont cause like me youre trying to block it out. but that shit happened. and it happened hard. and i for one, will not take it anymore.
no more phylis bosoms all up on top of alice. and no more near-kit-nipple-experiences! friends dont let papi lick kit! ok? and that bitch seriously needs to make up her mind. she went from the lovely ivan (coo..coool...but still strange) to Shrek (member that motivational speaker) to Mangus (i grew to like him...but still...i say, strange) to papi? love has no boundaries or labels and shit. but again i say...DAMN.
things we should be grateful for:
no betty boat fucking or bosoms of any kind...
shane and whatsherface gettin it ON...
Helena's money shot...
Helena's accent, body, face, hotness, and everything else about Helena...
the fact that Leisha Hailey MAKES the show. and can do anything. at anytime. and anyone for that matter...
the fact that we didnt see ALL of Kit's bosoms...
Jenny didnt kill anything this episode...except for the chance she'd become a lovable character...
"Right now i'm looking for some sort of realtionship, either short term or long. I've dated a few people but still can't find the right one for me yet. I'd even love some new friends as well!
I live in a very small town on the coast of Maine. I currently go to school in Portland, Maine for Criminal Justice. I love driving around finding new places, photography, spending time with friends, meeting new people, dancing, music, movies or anything that strikes my attention."
(this is part of my new *Daily Lesbian* feature! if you'd like to be featured, please read my post from Sunday, February 18th and follow those instructions. i'll feature all ages, who are looking for a date/girlfriend or just a friend, from anywhere in the world! please read instructions carefully. :-) thanks!)
first of all, this chick and this chick are the fuckin' wind beneath my wings for sending me this clip just now. i dont think you'll see anything better today than what im about to show you...
thank...the lord...JESUS...for this:
(i cant find this clip on youtube or myspace to embed it in this post. if you find it, please let me know so i can have it to look at every day for the rest of my life. thanks!) thanks NINA for finding the clip on youtube for me!
