The Proper Way to Apply Lotion...

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saved by the Belle...

do you know how LONG i've been waiting to use that title in a post?? like...months! woohoo!

ok so a few months ago, i showed you guys the most amazing clip from this movie from 1968 called "Therese & Isabelle." it is one of the top 5 vids ive ever posted. but unfortunately, that original clip was pulled from youtube.

today, i found another one that i hadnt seen...and it rocks my socks off. remember, this was released in 68. almost 40 years ago. uh huh...


sure hope they make a sequel...

oh and see the post title makes sense cause Isabelle...in the movie...you dig? yeah. hee. puntastic!

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No Boobs Were Harmed in the Making of this Post

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porn.

two women.

having sex.

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
the vid's explicit so don't watch this ANYWHERE at ANYTIME you normally wouldn't watch porn. don't watch it if you don't like porn. don't watch if you don't like watching naked people have naked sex on your computer screen. they're probably straight. i dont care. cause the sex they're having isn't. its naked. its sex. and its porn. don't watch if you don't want to. i wanted to, so i did. like...20 times. but you might not want to. so don't. :-) don't say i didnt warn you.

i dont know what this is from...but it's pretty gay and so its my duty to bring it to you. so here ya go:

18+ only...


click here. <---



watch. discuss. rinse. repeat.



(thanks to this chick for sending this in.)

p.s. i know even after all the warnings and disclaimers, i'll still get some crazy messages about jesus and sinning and fingernail length. dont let that be YOU.

cagney and lacey were totally doin' it.

dykes.



today's off topic discussion: cuddling.

discuss.

...and then someone come over here and demonstrate. i miss it...

*sigh*

Terra 'cross the pond...

this new clip that Terra added to youtube really lifted my spirits today, so i thought id pass it on in hopes that it does the same for anyone who needs it. and if youre already flyin' high, its still good times. check it, yo:


(see more @ www.youtube.com/terranaomi!)

answers to FAQ i get asked about Terra:

-she is straight
-she is a huge supporter of the gay & lesbian community
-she would go gay for shane ;-)
-she makes really good fruit margaritas
-she is releasing her single worldwide in june, and album worldwide in august. jump on it.

...and here is the new vid for "Say It's Possible"...

PRIDE-ful Serbian Idol?

let me start this post by saying that in case you weren't already aware, mini vibrators connected to key rings are magically delicious.

now...this post has nothing to do with vibrators, key rings, or irish people (shoutout to da flamin' irish bastard of weho), but it is quite international...like lots of my posts have been lately.

thanks to silje from...you guessed it: Norway...for telling me about this. here's what silje had to say:

"in europe we have the eurovision song contest, and it's huuuuuge. it took place (May 12th) and the winner was this butch chick from serbia. i haven't heard anything about her being gay, but hey, just look at her... it's pretty obvious, especially with the five hot back-up-singers that keep touching her during the song. i think it would make your european readers very happy (if you posted it)."



...and might i add it will make our other readers just as happy cause thats pretty darn cool:-) lets all hope for next season of American Idol to crown a raging dyke as well. id love it!

lesbian queer...funny...

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Potato chips: once you pop, you can't stop!

didn't i tell you Norway is the fucking BOMB??

couldn't have said it better myself, sweet, Norwegian girl.

fuck YEAH!

(UPDATE! Due to popular demand, Kimmi has started a myspace account and she welcomes your messages and friend requests. remember ladies, she does have a girlfriend;-) ok you can reach her @ www.myspace.com/kimmibe!)

raise your hand if you just fell in love with this girl? she's absolutely adorable! my goodness...

comment and tell me your favorite reasons she mentioned. anything you dont agree with? anything you LOVE? let me know. even if you dont agree with everything she says, you know she's explaining everything well and she has great arguments.

be my sidekick, Kim!

p.s. her english is wonderful. two thumbs up.

sorry i missed today...i started a new job this week and the schedule is kicking my ass. but im working on fixing it so i wont have to miss a day again:-)

in the meantime ladies 18+...click...below...

i want to get this treat, Brighton.

when i let the lovely women of the UK+ know that i'm trying to go there in August, the response was pretty amazing. and as some of you know, i am absolutely obsessed with the accents and general hotness of you lot (hee), so im super excited and working very hard to make it happen.

one of the main places (besides London) that was recommended to me is Brighton, a super-gay town in the south. and believe you me, ive added it to my list.

and these girls i found on youtube...well i want to kick it with them while i'm there. please take me to a coffee shop and talk to me ALL DAY LONG. please?



sure, i didn't understand 20% of it, and i probably won't when im there with you. but its all gravy baby. cause i just wanna be all up on yall. you, your friends, your friends friends. im easy. *ahem* i just want to be surrounded by your different accents.

.......aaaand also...i want this to happen to me the moment i leave the airport:


(from the tv show "Torchwood")

what the L Word needs to do to keep season 5 from being their last:

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Jenny from the ROCK

ok so let me get to the point: this chick...


...reads this blog. on a regular basis. and likes it.

yes...i mean this chick:



*gulp*

ever since i met Jennifer Arroyo that one time on that one tour bus when she was still with this one band...


(Kittie)

...and she said that the only way she would ever do a duet with Britney Spears is if she'd get to sleep with her afterwards, i've wanted to marry this woman.

years later, i find out that she's diggin' the site. gotta love the internet!

today, Jennifer's knee-deep in all sorts of work, from promotions to djing on the east coast, to working with her new band Suicide City. this is one of their videos for the song "Give Me Your Pity." i like it cause it rhymes with "suicide city" AND "titty." and in the vid, Jennifer's wearing a belt buckle that says "PUSSY" on it. its like she's been asking for me all this time.



check out her myspace page to see her DJing/band gig dates and to find out more about Suicide City!

Have it Your Way in Norway...

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an important inBREASTigation...

ok im going to be honest with you guys. i like breasts. i like lookin' at em. i like thinking about them. i like touchin' em with my hands and face. much like Jo-Jo, i wanna juggle em, ya know, stuff with your boobs.

so im happy to be able to bring you a post thats both boobtacular AND educational. prepare yourself. we are going to be looking at bare boobs for a few minutes here. and while that's exciting, there's also a serious issue at...uh...hand. yes. i hope that everyone will do this exam on themselves today, and every day month like the good doctor suggests. make it a group activity, do it alone, film it, use props...whatever it takes to DO IT. i, for example, will be allowing the old ball-n-chain Mcphee to soap up my breasticles.

Dr. Steele: educational...and breastacular, all at the same time.



there's more info at: www.thefamilygp.com

and for those of you wanting to rid your breasts of pesky toxins by moving lymphs around (or somethin), try this one on for size:


and for the men watching, there's a video for you as well. i made the decision not to post the video here, because there are all sorts of nekkid boy parts...and theyre being squeezed and fondled. and as serious as this subject is, i couldn't subject my good lesbian friends to such torture. i love the men who read my blog and penises are a-ok (two thumbs up)...but i can't look at that video one more time. you boys go look at it though because its life saving information!

the testicular exam vid can be found by clicking HERE.<--

p.s. today's post has been brought to you by the words "inbreastigation" and "breasticles."

p.p.s. im sure it doesn't need to be said, but if anyone is having trouble with the technique or getting those hard to reach areas, you know you can come to me, and i will help. in fact, for the next week, i will keep my hands wet and soapy and i'll stand at my door waiting. you know im here for you. and your breasts.

your grandma was probably gettin' down!

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equal rights marches across the country...

i received this message from one of my readers:

"My name is Nicole and I work with a group called Marriage Equality USA in the San Joaquin County chapter. Our group is spreading the word about the importance of marriage equality for gay and lesbian couples and families. We are fighting to secure all the rights that hetero couples get for glbt families here in California. We are having a march in San Francisco on Saturday across the Golden Gate bridge, and there will also be simultaneous marches across the country as well. I have set up a fundraising page for my chapter at www.firstgiving.com/nicandj."

and if you'd like more info on the nationwide marches and other ways to help, go to the url listed in this flyer:

jenny from the block don't want no silly cock

i never watched the movie "Gigli" because the reviews were so bad, and anything with Ben Affleck makes me throw up a little in my mouth. something about his acting really gets to me. i mean, i loved "Chasing Amy." but it wasnt because of his *oscar calibre* performance. Ben in that movie was sort of like what Keanu Reeves was in "Sweet November." um...unnecessary and annoying...but tolerable as long as there was a hot bitch on the screen with him. to make things clear, i dont like Ben Affleck's or Keanu Reeve's acting. but Ben Affleck > Keanu Reeves. ya know? yeah. dont even let me get started on my pure hatred for the first Matrix movie. i could go on...and on....and i probably will sometime. probably in the comments for this post, after all the Matrix-loving-lesbians attack:-)



so i missed the movie, but i really like this scene. its wordy and probably didnt fit in to the movie at all...and Ben's acting is especially horrid in it. but...Jennifer Lopez says "pussy" and shows us hers in pretzel formation while saying it. and that, my friends, is a solid *two thumbs up*.

and i also like the fact that we're supposed to believe that this chick just has this speech in her pocket for whenever a silly guy wants to show her his pee-pee.

even AOL thinks im mega gay!

so guess what. no guess...go on...mmmmmmm, nope. not that. this:

today i am officially an AOL blogger:-) ya heard? yeah boyeee...

ok i'm gonna stop that now.

AOL has a new(ish) gay & lesbian blog site called Queersighted.com<--- and ive been asked to post a few blogs per week on it. right now there are 7 featured bloggers. 5 of them are dudes...and then there are the new kids on the block...me and a chick named Renee who's also THE GAY.

click below to read the announcement AOL made a few minutes ago:

*ANNOUNCEMENT* <--click

and click RIGHT HERE!!<--- to read my very first post for AOL. feel free to leave comments there just like you would here. the only difference is, once you leave a comment, you then have to go to your mail inbox and approve/activate it for it to show up on the site.

see you there!

-arlan

dedicated to my new flight attendant friend:-)

this is fan-fucking-tastic!



ok so SilverJet is now my new favorite airline. not only is that the best commercial since the infamous Independence ad last year, but they have women-only bathrooms AND they specialize in flights from london to new york and vice versa. believe me, if i can, i will be using this airline to get to the land of plenty (o' potential wives).

im gonna work on being their gay spokesperson...and getting a free trip.

lesbian titans...

where do i go after yesterday's post? how could i possibly top it?

i decided...i can't. no single video, photograph or paragraph could ever be better than what was posted last night. so i will spend the rest of my waking days trying to get close to it, piece by piece. i watched it like...i dont know, 20 times at least. all the way through. and each time, i heard something new. it was like a pinata full of crazy, and with each strike, you're going to get more *crazy* spilled on your head. but i guess thats better than semen all up in yo brain.

alrighty, so i figured, if i gotta follow that, might as well bring out the big guns. so i give you....rosie y ellen. for your viewing pleashhh-uh...



im glad ellen doesnt talk about being a dyke every single day on her show. that shit would get old really...really..fas....wait a gosh darn minute! i talk about being gay every day. hmmmm...maybe i should write some sort of clause that says i cant. and then....every other post would be of that chick from yesterday and her crazy penis power.

on second thought...

anyway, as i was saying...before i so rudely interrupted myself...we all know ellen is a stone cold dyke. we dont need to be reminded of it every single day. cause when you see her, you think...hmmm...well she's probably about this tall....and im sure her eyes are really pretty in person...ooh and is that another clever way to include a necktie in an outfit? oh...and shes THE GAY. ellen = gay. you know it. yo mama knows it. im sure even the crazy vagina woman knows it.

speaking of, my friend sarah wants me to call that chick's phone line on her show....and have a conversation with her on air. what do you guys think? should i?:-)

oh my god...

LOL!

i dont even know what to say:


(Alexyss K. Tylor of Atlanta with her mom. yep...you heard me...her MOM.)

thanks to my friend aimee for sharing this with me. i will never...ever...ever...be the same.

there are enough quotes here to last us all a lifetime.

any woman who can mention a Long John Silver's shrimp meal, a jackrabbit vibrator and semen in your mouth all within 4 minutes, is a woman i need to go to Red Lobster with.

bottom line? i want to be her for one day. just one...

"i like caviar on a cracker."

miss Kristy from the chatterbox over there (right-hand side of the page...) just posted a link to this video...

i SO *heart* this!!


(see more at http://kareydornetto.com/<---)

its raining sin...

someone should tell them that they're being filmed:



so lets talk about shower sex. hot, wet, lesbian-themed shower sex. shower shaggin' with one, two...three girls...whatevs. tell me about the last time you got some lovin' in the shower. even if you were alone...you know i wanna hear about it. if you're shy, that's what the "anonymous" option is for!

let us all imagine some shower sex...ooohm.....

danielle!

"There once was a time where the days just rolled by one after the other, when things felt "normal." Nothing horribly bad or good would happen, just the regular workings of a daily life. Until that one day, a day that I will remember for the rest of my life, when everything seemed to flip upside down, side ways, and even inside out..." -danielle

the rest of my friend Danielle's story is really amazing. she's a (HOT *ahem*) lesbian who, after a motorcycle accident 3 summers ago, almost died 3 times, lost a leg, and gained a new appreciation for life, all before she was 21:-) if you want to see more, go to her myspace page at www.myspace.com/dayni. (for privacy reasons, she only accepts friend requests from people she already knows. but i know she'd definitely love to get a message from you!)

in the meantime, here are some pics...since they are worth 1,000 words.


Danielle @ an olympic training center. cause you know, we all do that.


and this is that bitch snowboarding. i cant stand up on inline skates, so im more than envious. bitch. ;-)


yeah, i cant stand up straight on a skateboard either...


...so go ahead and show off for the camera danielle...you go right on ahead...


did i mention she's single, ladies?

you can meet danielle on her tour this summer! here's the info from the press release:

"Adaptive Action Sports (AAS, www.adacs.org), a non-profit dedicated to disabled action sports athletes, will be embarking on a skate tour this summer from the 14th of July to the 28th. At each tour stop the Adaptive Action Sport Skate Team or the Amped Riders will put on a demo for wounded soldiers or veterans (vets). This will be a theme for the whole tour. The tour will start in New York City and make its way to L.A. with 8 stops on the way. The purpose of such a tour is to create awareness among the injured vets and within the disabled community as a whole, that sports for disabled individuals, as a rehabilitative tool or for recreation, do not have to be limited to mainstream activities such as swimming, cycling, or running.

July 14th NYC- The tour will start at KCDC Skate Shop in Brooklyn. The Amped Riders (the “Amped Riders” are the team of athletes that represent Adaptive Action Sports) will demo on the shop ramp with several available pro skaters. An art show will grace the walls consisting of work including several Adaptive Artists. The Amped team will visit local V.A. hospitals to mentor and motivate injured vets.

July 15th P.A.-The Amped Riders Team will visit the first ever AAS skatepark being built in P.A. There a B-B-Q and press conference will be held to announce the park officially to the public. The Amped team will demo on the existing park. Veterans (vets) will be asked to attend. Transportation will be arranged to bring in vets from local hospitals.

July 16th-17th D.C.- The tours next stop will be Walter Read hospital in D.C. (Walter Reed Army Medical Center is the Army’s largest healthcare facility, and one of the largest in the Department of Defense. They have more than 600,000 visits a year to their main hospital and its satellite clinics; read more at www.wramc.amedd.army.mil/). After stopping at the hospital the Amped team will demo at the Arlington Virginia Skatepark. Transportation will be arranged for vets from Walter Read to attend the demo.

July 17th-18th Orlando Florida- The tour will fly to Orlando from D.C. or NYC to attend the second annual Extremity Games by College Park (the first disabled X-Games style event specifically for individuals with permanent physical disabilities; www.extremitygames.com). The day before the games begin the Amped riders will demo for local veterans on the E.X. Games facilities.

July 19th -21st Second Annual Extremity Games

July 22nd -Vans Warped Tour, Orlando- Adaptive Action Sports and the Amped Riders will operate a booth at the July 22nd stop of the Warped Tour in Orlando. The Amped Riders will demo on a mini ramp at the event and AAS will man an informative booth to raise awareness about disabilities in action sports.

July 23rd-24th San Francisco- The Team will travel between the 23rd and 24th of July to San Francisco to team up with Zac Smiths’ Collective Sound (The Collective Sound is a California based music camp; The goal of The Collective Sound is to present youth with an authentic musical experience in performance, recording, and touring through the vehicle of rock, electronic and popular music; read more at www.csuchico.edu/mus/ethos/). A select group of the camps bands, an art show and demos by the Amped Skate Team will fill the lineup for a festival style fundraiser for Adaptive Action Sports that will be called the “Youth Movement Co-Op.” The camps bands will open for headliners in each city. The event will be held at outdoor venues and include educational booths and product giveaways.

July 26th- San Diego - “Youth Movement Co-Op”- Here vets from camp Pendleton will be encouraged to attend the event. Transportation will be provided.

July 27th- Los Angeles- Final stop of tour “Youth Movement Co-Op”- The final date of the tour will be held at The Lab, www.thelab.com, in Costa Mesa Ca."

Kate, marry me. full stop.

18?? only 18?? curses. but i guess it is legal. so i can't complain.

this girl is so amazing, i am willing to wait for her to become a decent age...and perhaps go gay. im not sure what her orientation is. she did this little vid in response to a chick having a contest to win a date with her. so thats cool. but its funny...so there's no definitive answer. for now, in my head, i will call her a lesbian. but in reality, im sure shes straight. oh, if only that string around her wrist were a purple one. problem is, this was filmed in october of last year, and i started the purple string thing in december. drats!



thank you SO MUCH to this chick<-- for introducing me to Kate! you are the wind beneath my lesbian wings.

this one's from a few hours ago. she's still hot. mmm...


did i mention that her accent is driving me crazy? and did i mention that she's funny? and beautiful? and uh...18? damn. damn. DAMN. Florida Evans DAMN!

Kate, if you ever see this, send me a message on myspace (linked at the top of the page)...we need to plan the nuptials. *sigh*

do you know who i am?? im janet muthafuckin jackson!

Janet Jackson...
isn't
could be
probably is...at least bisexual.

rumors have circulated for years. ive seen a little proof of it with my own eyes. but whatevs, it *doesnt really matter* because she's in a relationship with a dude right now and it seems to be going swimingly. and a lot of people might only really know about janet's right tittie (or was it the left?). but janet's been gayin' it up since before most of y'all were in diapers. why you were in diapers at 15, i'll never know!

*exhibit a*

this is a cover janet did of the Rod Stewart song "tonight's the night" (with scenes from the UK tv show "Bad Girls") where janet didn't change most of the lyrics...the song is about taking a woman's virginity. *cough*dyke*cough*

*exhibit b*

janet's song dedicated to her ex-oozeband after he tried to blackmail her for money. what was he going to use against her? a book he'd written that supposedly had the dates and names of women janet had slept with over the years. he's a "greedy motherfucker" (as the song says) for doing that...but uh...*cough*dyke*cough* AND it's with Missy too?? yeah...

*exhibit c*
Janet's song "Free Xone" is SO gay, if they ever made a video for it, Rupaul would be called in as a consultant to make sure it was straight-friendly.

*exhibit d*
there's an *interlude* on one of her albums that is her talking to her lesbian friend on the phone. janet is obviously masturbating to the sound of the girl's voice. that, my friends...is what? good...times. and bi the way, *cough*dyke*cough*

*exhibit lesbian*

this vid was made 14 years ago and its still hot. and im absolutely convinced that she wrote the lyrics about a chick. wishful thinking? mayhaps. but lets all wish together, shall we? oh, and check out the chick dressed in drag who's checking janet out during most of it. *cough*dyyyyke*cough*

"how many nights ive laid in bed excited over you
i've closed my eyes and thought of us a hundred different ways
i've gotten there so many times ive wondered how bout you
day and night
night and day
all ive got to say is
if i was your girl, oh the things i'd do to you,
i'd make you call out my name,
i'd ask who it belongs to...
allow me some time to play with your mind
and we'll get there again and again
close your eyes imagine my body undressed
take your time cause we've got all night
you on the rise as youre touching my thighs
and let me know what you like
if you like i'll go down...
i'll hold you in my hand and baby
you're smooth and shiny feels so good against my lips...sugar..."

uh huh. im just sayin.

i wish she were my girlfriend, girlfriend.

so check it: im a little obsessed with Persia White.

why? well, cause, i mean DAMN. look at her.














(www.PersiaWhite.com)

Persia is one of the 4 friend-girls on the tv show "Girlfriends." i never watched the show even though its been on for years. but a few weeks ago, i watched an episode on a saturday night...and got hooked. they have a little marathon of old episodes every saturday.

on the show, Persia plays the bisexual (yuuummm), kinda strange chick in the group. and in real life, shes in a freaky band. like...Jada Pinkett when she's not being straight, and doing her hardcore band thing, freaky. and its HOT.

i sooo appreciate the message in this ad for PETA, but i gotta admit, i watch the first 26 seconds of it over and over again cause shes...hot. you know?



im watching an episode of "Girlfriends" right now, and Persia just walked in the scene and said only these words: "Damn, can you believe my vibrator broke?"

im sitting in an apartment by myself, but i swear i said outloud, "DAMN." and started writing this blog:-)

here's Persia going all Angelina-post-2003 on your asses:

im having one installed in the bitch pool.

stripper poles: you can't live with em, you can't live without em.


(Alena Downs on PoleJunkies.com)

this girl's super hot. but i seriously just wanna meet her at the Olive Garden around the corner for lunch and have a chat with her. ya know, ply her with breadsticks and pick her brain for a couple hours. we can discuss politics and poetry. chicken alfredo pizza? yes please. how do you get your legs over your head like that? another round of diet pepsi for me and my pole dancer friend, please. thanks. so, do you use any sort of chalk on your hands? ooh, look, theyre bringing us MORE salad. mmm yummy. do you think stripping should be an olympic sport? cause i do. you're dreamy Alena Downs.

...im not quite sure i agree with her song choice in this vid. but im fascinated by the fact that she's in knee-high boots and pole dancing...in what looks like a second bedroom at her apartment. that's what dedication to your craft is all about, people! you cant half-ass it & just go to the strip club and get all of your experience in a few minutes on stage each night. its the true soldiers who bring that shit HOME with them.

i am going to get a stripper pole installed in the next apartment or house i live in that i know i'll be staying in for more than 3 months (im a rolling stone, you see). did you know that you can get one delivered to you, with easy install instructions for less than $300? if used correctly, i say you'd get your moneys worth in the first week of use.

you can see LOTS more of Alena's vids by going to her youtube profile @ www.youtube.com/alenadowns.

this one<-- is especially impressive.

play girl

i saw this movie about a year ago. it was pretty good...there are lesbians in it, so thats a good start. and if i remember correctly, there was a pretty steamy sex scene in it. which is why we all really rent lezzy movies, no matter what we say.


("Girl Play")

p.s. i think Green's gayer.

i dare you...

...to find something wrong with this vid.

and if you can--or even try to for that matter--we are no longer friends.

just watch it.

chicks...kissing. dont think about it. just watch it.



p.s. i dont care how long their nails are. seriously. just go back up there and watch it again. member how they were all...ooh im kissin you...and she was all like...ooh yeah im kissin you too, and arlan's watchin us. and i was all like, oooh yeah im TOTALLY watchin' you guys. and then they were all like...lets keep kissing and touching each other...and lets be really hot when we do it. and maybe more of arlan's lesbian friends will watch too. and i was all like "yeah huh." and they were all like *smoooooch, tongue, smoooch* and i was all happy and stuff? member that? yeah go watch it again.

emily and her pussy...

...cat. her pussy cat.

cause there's a cat in the first vid, you see. get your minds out of the gutter!

so i had to feature this chick i came across on youtube cause she mentions Terra...and when you mention Terra in a video, and you're a lesbian, and youre singing and stuff...you get featured. plain and simple.



www.emilyasen.com



click here to visit Emily's youtube profile for lots more vids...

your new favorite indie lesbian singer/songwriter...

hello my petite dafodils. i just got REALLY excited (yaknowwhatimsayin) when i realized that my good friend Courtney Fairchild (www.myspace.com/CourtneyFairchild) had her music available for purchase digitally. she doesnt know that im featuring her today, so i hope this is the first step in us actually getting on a phone and talking to each other! its been way too long Courtney;-)



ive known Courtney for years. we first met in Dallas...and have been around the country together. her music has kept me company since the first day i heard it. and i truly believe you guys are going to LOVE it!

the cool thing about her music--besides how amazing her guitar playing, singing and songwriting skills are--is that she uses the words "she" and "her" in her love songs. *sigh*



so yeah, i stole the embed code for her music player from her myspace page so you guys could hear some of her work! if you double click on any song, you get to hear a few seconds of each. and although i have all of her cds (duh), i just purchased "Remind You," "Carolina," and "Dragonfly" cause theyre 3 of my favs and i want them on my itunes:-)

Courtney, if youre reading this, video tape yourself doing "Dog Wouldnt Run" and send it to me to post, and i will love you FOREVER! :-)

www.myspace.com/CourteyFairchild

they could be 26 or 16, but...

...i was fascinated for 2.06 minutes.

thought you might be too:



coincidentally, this is the image that plays in my head 16 hours out of the day...with different women in the place of the girl on the floor, and me and Mcphee in the place of the other two girls helping her rip her pants off.

i know im not the only one...

just like Rachel Shelley...

there is nothing that isn't hot about "Heroes."

simply the best show on television today.

that is all.